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John Cusask shows us why he went straight to VOD after this. His Jackson Curtis is about the least likable character in all of film. He's a giant douche who at no point redeems himself. Amanda Peet who somehow manages to keep her top on does nothing to thrill us.

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With tons of bad hair, sexual assault, disappearing actors, quite dubious motivations, non-linear time, drunk actors, and questionable filler material. Helen mirren xxx start with Al Pacino. I'm sorry world, Pacino stinks. But he's not exactly Lawrence Olivier. And this film is a highlight tvn.ru nude how bad he is.

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