Ever since I began collecting penis photos, I’ve had a real fascination with taking some on my own. After a while of finding photos online and in magazines, I got brave one day and packed my digital camera in my backpack along with sunscreen and a beach blanket. Then I headed out to the nearest clothing optional beach. I was determined to take some photos of men at the beach that had impressive penises.
I figured I wouldn’t get away with it but I was going to try anyway. The way I saw it, I would probably manage to get a few penis photos before I was discovered and asked to leave or something. However, that wasn’t what happened. Not at all. Instead, after I had sneaked a few photos of some of the more fascinating penises around me, I was spotted. As the man stood up and started walking toward me, I was kind of afraid that I would get my ass kicked.
What happened, though, is that he started smiling the closer he got to me. He sat down on my beach blanket with me and asked me if I had been taking a picture of his penis. I admitted that was what I had been doing. That caused him to ask me all sorts of questions about my little hobby of collecting penis photos. I was happy to share all of the information with him. He became so interested in it that he helped to line up more guys that were happy to be photographed.
Now I’m known as a professional photographer with a specialty involving penises. I’m so popular now that men are very flattered to have their penises photographed by me. They call me to set up appointments and everything. My new found career is so much fun and I owe it all to the man on the beach.